whispywillow:

My friend Chris (aka becauseofcourseitis) gave me his beloved coffee machine last night because he’s moving to Arizona to get married to a beautiful lady, and I now have a proper use for my newly refurbished butcher block and I am delighted! 
I feel like a proper adult! 
I made my first coffee with it this morning when I woke up, and now I think I know what it feels like to be upper middle class, hahahaha :p

whispywillow:

My friend Chris (aka becauseofcourseitis) gave me his beloved coffee machine last night because he’s moving to Arizona to get married to a beautiful lady, and I now have a proper use for my newly refurbished butcher block and I am delighted!
I feel like a proper adult!
I made my first coffee with it this morning when I woke up, and now I think I know what it feels like to be upper middle class, hahahaha :p

1 August 2014 ·

laughingsquid:

The Barisieur, A Clever Combination Alarm Clock and Coffee Brewer

laughingsquid:

The Barisieur, A Clever Combination Alarm Clock and Coffee Brewer

1 August 2014 ·

trollfacemommy:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Best $2 I’ve ever spent though. Don’t hate on the Water Whale.

I want one too.

(via orijins)

29 July 2014 ·

upallnightogetloki:

slattern:

hollywood sure has an easy time finding brown and black people to play terrorists, thugs, drug dealers, gangsters, servants, “barbarians”, hypersexualized or desexualized caricatures but all of a sudden you need a lead role and

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gosh where did they go i swear we put them here right after zero dark thirty??

Can’t even find them to play black and brown people in movies ABOUT black and brown people.

(Source: gaymergirls, via whispywillow)

28 July 2014 ·

(Source: iheartchaos)

28 July 2014 ·

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

27 July 2014 ·

(Source: thatawkwarddisneymoment, via thats-so-meme)

27 July 2014 ·

http://whispywillow.tumblr.com/post/92318490146/timehasflewn-they-call-us-now-before-they

timehasflewn:

They call us now.
Before they drop the bombs.
The phone rings
and someone who knows my first name
calls and says in perfect Arabic
“This is David.”
And in my stupor of sonic booms and glass shattering symphonies
still smashing around in my head
I think “Do I know any…

20 July 2014 ·

keepingupwiththestanleys:

tranarchistbitch:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

Not sure whats happening, but i like it.

I’ve had this happen to me before. I almost cried…

(Source: sizvideos, via orijins)

18 July 2014 ·

pleatedjeans:

18 Puns That Are So Bad, They’re Good

17 July 2014 ·

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